Too Hard To Swallow?
Apparently two struggling oyster farmers in Australia are attempting to create a ‘super aphrodisiac’ by transferring their harvested oysters to tanks spiked with Viagra.
The idea was given to them by a marketing executive after he had undergone surgery for prostate cancer – a common cause of impotence. The idea is that the oysters will become infused with sildenafil citrate, the active ingredient in Viagra.
However, Pfizer are not happy with the use of their brand name in the registered ‘ViagraOysters’. Let’s just hope they are not too hard on them!