Driving Fast Shown To Improve Mens Health
Thats right, its true, driving fast has officialy shown to improve men’s health. By me.. so probably not that ‘official’ in the grand scheme of things, but nevertheless, its a worthwhile cause.
I recently bought a new car, and for weeks I’ve been having lower back pains, so I thought driving more often (as I do now) would do nothing but make my poor swollen vertibrae even worse. How wrong I was! My old car was a 0.0 litre 1 cylinder, 0bhp, 0rpm, beast… or atleast that’s what it felt like. Driving it, was more boring than watching a chimpanzee pick fleas of its wife before putting them in his mouth, and repeating.
My new car however, is a little quicker, well.. a lot quicker to be honest - you can feel your heart rise up into your throat as you accelerate.
Now, I picked this up on saturday, and today is tuesday and since i’ve been driving it my back problems have vanished. I step out of the car and I have a large amount of adrenaline rushing through my veins, i feel more active, more alert, and above all i’m in a better mood, and have no back problems. It seems all my back needed was a little excitement in the form of travelling very fast.
I’d always though mens health was a load of crap - but after my recent discovery I’m seriously starting to reconsider.